By Shelly Luzny (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Step 1: Meet a friend at a coffee shop.
Step 2: Read Chicken Soup for the Tenth Sphere.
Step 3: Wear a black turtle neck, jeans, and an odd barrette looking thing.
Step 4: Write a poem or limerick (no dirty ones -- they do not count) with a "deep" or "inner" meaning.
Step 5: Continue to read this inspiring and very groovy time consuming page.
Anyone who completes this 5 simple steps may be eligible for Souldom hood.
I have even compiled a list of simple starting talisman to give you a jump start:
I appreciate the time you have devoted to this soul letter. It is cool. You are cool. I am cool. We are all cool together. The tenth sphere is cool. Soul is cool. Everyone who had a part in this me and you are cool. Cool.